i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
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Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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