Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
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he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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