Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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