the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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