Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
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And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
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Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize