i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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