If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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