Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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