No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
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I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
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Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
false alarm, still single
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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