He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
you didnt know i had herpes?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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