Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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