i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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