i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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