i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
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There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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