Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Randomize