whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i permit you to call me
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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