Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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