You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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