Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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