Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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