The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
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You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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