I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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