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whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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