Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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