All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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