Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
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Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
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You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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