I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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