He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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