Midget sex pt 2 tonight
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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