I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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