I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
