is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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