Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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