just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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