I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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