Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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