So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
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Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
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Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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