You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?