none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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