Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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