Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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