My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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