Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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