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yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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