Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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