It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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