so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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