i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
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I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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