just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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