god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
