That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
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im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
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I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I'm always down for nudity.
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