Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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