Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
one might say we're banned from that church
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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