do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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