i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
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She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
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am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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