Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
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I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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